First stop was Port Macquarie - where we ran into Swedish Mike and went to a Koala Sanctuary. Koalas were patted. Kangaroos were fed...
...and yes one cheeky bastard deciced to eat my hair... well I can't help it if the do's the same colour as 'Roo food....
...On to Forster - after dinner in Hog's Breath I pissed off God somehow and he sent this gripper of a hoopy green thunderstorm our way... sadly no ace lighting photos... possibly because I was a)Drunk b) Taking photos of the first decent spider I'd seen in Oz..
...and c) Attempting to block out the repeated whitterings from the local hostel owner..."Crikey! You wouldn't believe Australia was in a drought would ya?.... Hehehe...."
.........30 second pause.........
"Crikey! You wouldn't believe Australia was in a drought would ya?.... Hehehe...."
.........30 second pause.........
"Crikey! You wouldn't believe Australia was in a drought would ya?.... Hehehe...."
*Sound of Australian man being beaten with frozen quiche*
With the police on our tail we motored south, stopping at the famously out of the way Seal Rocks (yes, he does!) - a famous surf spot... shame there was no surf but it was indeed purdy...
Then on to Manly, Sydney... 
2 comments:
Angelfish!
Not sure I like the sound of that giant Queensland groper... think we get a few of those round the City... they need protection from boy-hurting after trying it on with us lovelies.
And as for the weedy seadragon... *spits* - how common! :P
Stuck about what to wear tomorrow night - black corset dress, or silver dress that I wore to Summer Ball 2005? Cast your votes... NOW!
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"Please return carefully to water that great white shark that you have just caught with your leg and bleeding torso" - Awesome!
I am never going to australia if there are spiders that big...
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